In Their Natural Habitat
In Their Natural Habitat
Back Where They Belong
December 30, 2018
Return
The Chicago Bears topped the Vikings 24-10 in Minnesota on Sunday to complete a 12-4 season and secured the third seed in the NFC playoffs, Chicago’s first postseason appearance since 2010.
The Bears, in case you have not heard, are a splendid team.
They have the best defense in the NFL, the most creative coach since Paul Brown, the nicest uniforms outside of the Navy and the most appreciative fans not owned by Sally Rand.
Who can beat the Bears in the playoffs? We’ll give you a hint. It rhymes with schnofuddy.
The Bears are the best team, Chicago is the happiest city, winter is the coziest season, all girls are pretty, all boys are fast and the whole world knows the love that is orange, blue and leather all over.
The Chicago Bears are on their way. Hop on, take a drink, and don’t look back. The future is our ally, the present is our fuel and the past is poop under the tires. --TK
Sunday, December 30, 2018