Santa Says Save The Planet, Damn It
Santa Says Save The Planet, Damn It
It’s Not Too Late For a White Christmas..
December 13, 2018
Planet Santa
It’s Christmas, 2063. The North Pole is still there but there is no ice.
Santa takes a submarine around the world because there is too much smog to fly and his reindeer choke.
Florida, Georgia, Hawaii and dozens of nations exist only in theory, buried underwater.
Thirty-five percent of the world’s population is on the brink of starvation.
The expected lifespan in the United States has dropped to 19th century levels.
The animals tell Santa Claus they knew it all along.
Santa brings a doll to a little girl who says thank you and tells Santa not to worry. Everything is going to be OK.
He tries to believe her. --TK
Thursday, December 13, 2018